"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."
— When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating (via thewastedgeneration)
(Source: tealeafprincess)



it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn








